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Cows vs. Angels
Parker’s cartoon reads: Somewhere in Heaven … Cow: Hey you!! March 18. Angel: What? Cow: Remember that burger you ate?! Angel: No. Cow: That was me! Now you are going to know what it’s like to be...
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Ransom Note
Gwen has been kept at school until 6:30 every night this week. Her school day ends at 2:15 on Fridays, yet she will not be allowed to go home until 6:30 pm. Before you start thinking the worst let me...
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What’s Worse?
Ever play that game? You compare two unlikely scenarios and pick which is worse. Or usually yell OH really loudly then laugh. The scenarios aren’t real and therefore it’s an entertaining game. Until it...
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Say What
Gavin: Today in PE we had to talk about eating disorders … and fat people. Gwen: Did you know you have to eat healthy food for your hair too? Me: It definitely helps. Gwen: When I read that I just...
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Malibu Ken Returns
For my 7th birthday I got a Ken doll. Finally Barbie had a man! My Ken had sculpted hair painted dark brown and he had blue eyes. So handsome! His fair toned plastic muscles were constantly flexed with...
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Say What
Me: There isn’t anyone like you, Gwen. God broke the mold when He made you! Gwen: I’m made of mold?!?
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Purple Heart
Frisbee has met an untimely demise after violently crashing into a brick wall at school. The boys practicing their mad Ultimate skills were disheartened. They play every day during their lunch break....
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Blame it on the Rain
A quick search left me feeling surprised that I have not used this phrase as a title before. Well I’m using it now. The reason why I rarely post about my life has little to do with the fact that my...
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Killer Plastic: Danger in Your Own Home
It was an ordinary Friday night. A commercial enticed us to go out for ice cream. Four of us sat in the van eagerly waiting while Heath changed out the windshield wipers. Gwen gawked at him as she...
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